A critical system failure has occurred. The system cannot continue without a designated Valentine.
Error Code: 0xVALENTINE_MISSING
> Searching for compatible partner... [FOUND: Moon]
> Attempting to mount volume /heart...
> ACTION REQUIRED:
Press any key to continue... except the 'NO' key, which doesn't exist.
Valentine module installed successfully!
Date: February 14th
Status: TAKEN
Next Step: Dinner & Cute Stuff